[davered00ss]

Originally Posted by Isolde

#35 The turbo'ed Honda in the other lane is grabbing third gear before you're even done pulling through your tall first gear, and he's still falling behind. #36, when he catches you at the light and gives you the one-finger salute to tell you you're number one! #37 The light turns green, but you sit there smoking the tires, just to watch people's faces. #38 Every turbo diesel pickup thinks you're easy prey, until you leave them crying for their mommies. #39 you're racing a new Cobra, and the cop pulls the Cobra over, letting you go, probably assuming the Cobra was passing you. #40 All females lose any interest in you and call you names the instant the idea of a Camaro enters their heads. (Gimme good old '79, when every female wanted a guy with a Trans Am)

If the Cobra was winning, you need to learn how to drive.