#35 The turbo'ed Honda in the other lane is grabbing third gear before you're even done pulling through your tall first gear, and he's still falling behind. #36, when he catches you at the light and gives you the one-finger salute to tell you you're number one! #37 The light turns green, but you sit there smoking the tires, just to watch people's faces. #38 Every turbo diesel pickup thinks you're easy prey, until you leave them crying for their mommies. #39 you're racing a new Cobra, and the cop pulls the Cobra over, letting you go, probably assuming the Cobra was passing you. #40 All females lose any interest in you and call you names the instant the idea of a Camaro enters their heads. (Gimme good old '79, when every female wanted a guy with a Trans Am)
#35 The turbo'ed Honda in the other lane is grabbing third gear before you're even done pulling through your tall first gear, and he's still falling behind. #36, when he catches you at the light and gives you the one-finger salute to tell you you're number one! #37 The light turns green, but you sit there smoking the tires, just to watch people's faces. #38 Every turbo diesel pickup thinks you're easy prey, until you leave them crying for their mommies. #39 you're racing a new Cobra, and the cop pulls the Cobra over, letting you go, probably assuming the Cobra was passing you. #40 All females lose any interest in you and call you names the instant the idea of a Camaro enters their heads. (Gimme good old '79, when every female wanted a guy with a Trans Am)
If the Cobra was winning, you need to learn how to drive.
I'm guilty of most of those, but #24 and #31 definitely made me laugh out loud.
#32. when people yell at you to "slow down" when you're actually going at or below the speed limit. (Happened to me a couple times)
I had that happen onc ei was barely doing the speed limit through the city LOL some old women with kids
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2000 S10 4.3L/4l60E DD no mods unless it breaks, and homemade CAI
I am soo guilty, on ramps and underpasses, and i almost always go under the speed limit and I have old people here near me, hell even younger married people too yell stuff like slow down.
#38 You live in an area so saturated with rice burners you get a thumbs up from the cops because you have a "Real" car.
Parking garage one yup I play the who has a car alarm game everytime, and I watch cause the parking garage I am in most of the time is a mall in a town with a lot of asians (Arcadia, CA.) and I have seen some asian guys but mostly asian girls jump when I have started my car up, really cracks me up.
Never had to push my car but then again I am in my mid 20's and was not a fortunate kid to have parents who could buy me a camaro when i was young enough to have to "sneak" out.
May your children be bitten by rats in their sleep and may you spend eternity changing the number 8 sparkplug on an LS1 Camaro with hot stock cast headers and no gloves.
Love it!! Except the mullet part we need to get rid of that stereotype.
__________________ 98 Red T/A A4 LT's UMI SFC's,LCA's,upper and lower panhard, SLP lid,smooth bellows, SLP powerflo exhaust,LS6 intake,soon the come 243 heads, TR224 112, with TCI 3500 stall
DD 07 Tahoe LTZ- with active fuel mangement to get better mileage, thats a JOKE. P.H.K.
May your children be bitten by rats in their sleep and may you spend eternity changing the number 8 sparkplug on an LS1 Camaro with hot stock cast headers and no gloves.
#40 When your check gages light comes on and you freak out becuse you're still five miles from a gas station
__________________ What's the quickest way to 500rwhp NA? 2002 BSM Firebird Trans Am A4 - 1 of 344 -Lid, Smooth Bellows, Ported TB, LCAs w/Relo. Brackets, PHB, more on the way...
1993 Z28 LT1 T56/M29 1.6 pro-form RRs, Fastchips, 160 t-stat, B&M short shift, Jegs opti, msd coil pack, msd super conductors, TB bypass,airfoil, all emmisions crap gone weighing in at 3100lbs
sometimes when i clear it and it comes back on, i don't even bother checking it if the car feels like it's doing fine...
