Street Racing & Kill Stories - Sarge vs Stopsign32v....wasn't pretty.

Well Sarge had been talking alittle smack about running me at the drag strip. :eyes: We had been going back and forth talking junk for a few days. Finally we managed to get together at a TNT night. I was in my Viper that I had just put the snigle turbo kit on. Him in his Ford GT. Now let me remind you that I had never ran the Viper at the track since getting the turbo put on. My car was dynoed at 1,059rwhp. I think he said his car was around 680rwhp :eyes: (probably was sandbagging me).

Well we line up and the lights drop. Neither of us had traction and with this being my first time I was spinning hard but couldn't reel past him. We were neck and neck spinning and I believe he ran 11.0 to my 11.1. :bang:

Sarge 1
Me 0

I told him the next run was going to be ugly for him. So he decided he wanted to do a mile run and that he would blister me. So I changed my gearing alittle to shift faster since it seemed like I was granny shifting. Lights drop and he is about a carlength ahead until I hit 2nd gear. Man did I start pulling on him HARD! I hit 3rd and there he went. Probably put 3 lengths on him. Hit 4th and I believe he gave up. Well I was geared out at 208mph and at the finish line I think he was a solid apartment building back. :lol:

Sarge 1
Me 1

What did I tell you man!? Don't bring a plastic knife to a sword fight! :D

I think we are going to do it again tonight, I will post up the results and I'll try to get it on video. :nod:

damn dude get that 95 GT out of your sig and put the viper in there... sounds nasty

This thread will b fun!

Was this on Forza, or what?

LOL, this was on Forza 3. Damn it stop sign you had me going :jest:

OUCH!! i got owned

Hmmm, this should be an excellent vid, when you post it. ;)

Haha, that's awesome! I've been messing around with the game since my brother got it. Once his Xbox is fixed I'm buying his second one off him just to play that game.

You phag, I was like why the fuck you posting videos of a gay stang when you own a viper. GTFO, ban this troll Jay!

I had a feeling it was Forza when you said you went and changed the gearing. "sure ill do a mile, just let me go do a ring and pinion swap. back in 5 minutes lol. more legit kill story than some of the stuff thats gone in here

post vid anyways! :angel:

:lol: I gotta figure out how to hold the video camera, keep the car straight, use the clutch, and shift at the same time. Maybe I will wear a baseball hat and tape the camera to my head.

I can't believe Sarge hasn't seen this yet. :rotflmao:

Man thats some bullshit....I was in freaking heaven for 90 seconds..Picturing a tt viper and a fordGT at the strip was just mesmerizing...Then tyhe 11.0 and 11.1 also seemed very realistic for the first runs...Man thats fucked up dude..But thanks for the 90 seconds I suppose

oh..you got time to mess around on forza but can't come to charlotte and really run me?....jk I'm just jealous I haven't played it yet. Can't wait to see the video of this turbo viper...pssst pull somebody elses off youtube...shhhh

Hmmm I've txted him. No response....someone scared? :naughty:

oh..you got time to mess around on forza but can't come to charlotte and really run me?....jk I'm just jealous I haven't played it yet. Can't wait to see the video of this turbo viper...pssst pull somebody elses off youtube...shhhh

How'd you do? Definately wish I coulda gone. I was at Pro-dyno in Charlotte the day before. :bang: Had you not made them change the days we would be there right now!

My car still isn't running though. :lol: Maybe tomorrow if I'm not lazy. I did get my tires mounted on my new 18"s though. :secret2:

not bad..track was better than expected but still spun about 15 feet. Its cool...they should have more tnt dates next year..just hope they don't change them up like they did this time. Hey..my friend has a fox 5.0 with some kind of unorthodox cam and a speed density tune. He says it runs great in the winter but like sh*t in the summer. Do you think Pro Dyno could get him tuned better on a mass air tune? I know they work on stangs but I didn't know if it was just newer stuff or not

Well obviously they work on 5.0s lol (see sig) hint hint

I'm sure they could help him out. Bunch of great guys there. Just tell them the guy with the white 95 GT with the 331 sent you. :lol: They will know who you are talking about.

DAMNIT!!!! Stopsign32v you had me goin! I was sittin here picturing this whole thing and when you said gear change i was:confused:..especially the times you posted..i was dissapointed:(

I'll run my Datsun vs your Viper Stopsign :cheers:

I'll run my Datsun vs your Viper Stopsign :cheers:

RWD? I race no assists and use the clutch. No AWD crap either.

RWD? I race no assists and use the clutch. No AWD crap either.

Run what you brung homey.

I gotta get a 360, I sooo want to build an ls7 powered third gen gta :D

wait a second here, i need the OP to confirm that this is a game cuz im confused....

wait a second here, i need the OP to confirm that this is a game cuz im confused....


:rotflmao: He doesn't have a Viper and Sarge doesn't have a GT. :rotflmao:

This is a funny thread Stopsign thanks for the humor. :cool:

I'll take both of you clowns on.:D

I'll take both of you clowns on.:D

Oh don't worry, you are next! :laser:

Fucking asshole :jest:

The GT kinda sucks in FM3 :(

it only makes 885hp with a fully built 5.4. I will build up my '09 ACR again and we will race ACR to ACR :D

Am I the only one not into Gaming?

Am I the only one not into Gaming?

:poke:

the ACR in the game is pretty awesome. A little unrealistic with the AWD conversion if you ask me but I did it anyway.

Ya i was confused major when he said over 1000 hp viper, and then said he ran an 11...i was like "WTF?? did he spin the entire 1/4 mile??"

then he said he changed his gears and I was really kinda baffled.....but just figured it was some technology that I never heard about in his turbo charged 1000hp viper...lol

Ohhhhhhhh its about to go down!

Ok so Sarge and Discerning cheat :ripped:

Ok so Sarge and Discerning cheat :ripped:

It's not my fault Datsuns are the quickest cars in the digital world. :jest:

It's not my fault Datsuns are the quickest cars in the digital world. :jest:

What have you got yours to run in the 1/4? Best I could get was 8.992. Something like 21.389 in the mile.

VIDEO GAME?!?!?!?!??!?! i've been robbed of 5 mins. worth of my time reading!

If I was at my apartment right now...I would be on that shit with yall :lol:. I need to buy the 510.

What have you got yours to run in the 1/4? Best I could get was 8.992. Something like 21.389 in the mile.

My best so far is 8.745X
I still need to tinker with it, but I've been trying to raise money for a Daytona Coupe.

Ok so Sarge and Discerning cheat :ripped:

Don't be hatin on the Herbie

My aveo > your viper.

yo bro FYI will never be able to race that supra....... totaled my car(not trying to jack your thread)

yo bro FYI will never be able to race that supra....... totaled my car(not trying to jack your thread)

Get ready. The shitstorm is coming. :corn:

Just out of morbid curiosity how did you total it? Did you drop the engine on it?

yo bro FYI will never be able to race that supra....... totaled my car(not trying to jack your thread)

Well thats one way to back out of a race. Can't win them all man.

Best I could get was 8.992.

Thats all? Last night I got my Viper to run a 9.2. Figured with the fastest car on earth you could do alittle better than 8.99. :gtfo:

Thats all? Last night I got my Viper to run a 9.2. Figured with the fastest car on earth you could do alittle better than 8.99. :gtfo:

Don't worry stopsign, I'll be sure to get mine into the 8.6's with a little time.

I'd still rather drive around a turbo Viper than a pos 1981 Datson. :lol: You still lose!

Thats all? Last night I got my Viper to run a 9.2. Figured with the fastest car on earth you could do alittle better than 8.99. :gtfo:

I don't have any time to play unfortunately. I haven't played with gearing or suspension at all on it. I figured with a turbo v10, you wouldn't have a problem beating a little old 6cyl. :gtfo:

hit a puddle then lost it hit a pole and then a exquinox slammed me

i don't have any time to play unfortunately. I haven't played with gearing or suspension at all on it. I figured with a turbo v10, you wouldn't have a problem beating a little old 6cyl. :gtfo:

and the ricer analogies finally surface

hit a puddle then lost it hit a pole and then a exquinox slammed me

Well from the looks of it you would have lost anyways. Lack of driver mod ftmfl.

You could probably pick up a late 90's Civic for a good price. They are hard to lose control in too so you should be good. :cheers:

I'd still rather drive around a turbo Viper than a pos 1981 Datson. :lol: You still lose!

With a speedometer that reads in KMPH and only goes to 100!!! :lol:

I knew before reading this that it was Forza3!

With a speedometer that reads in KMPH and only goes to 100!!! :lol:

I knew before reading this that it was Forza3!

Man up and get the game so I can bust your ass too. :guns:

I got a bright silver Mustang GT with your name on the back bumper. :D

Man up and get the game so I can bust your ass too. :guns:

I got a bright silver Mustang GT with your name on the back bumper. :D

I got to talk borderlands back after I get out of jail tonight.. :lol:

I might just rent it then.. No reason to buy because MW2 is coming out on the 10th.

Buy them all Evan...Thats what I did lol. Got my pre order for MW2. This supper tiny gamestop by my house is expecting over 400 people there for the midnight release. I need to get there early or something. FML.

hit a puddle then lost it hit a pole and then a exquinox slammed me

Lets see some pics of that bad boy.

This is obviously our BS thread now.

Buy them all Evan...Thats what I did lol. Got my pre order for MW2. This supper tiny gamestop by my house is expecting over 400 people there for the midnight release. I need to get there early or something. FML.

I wish dude.. I just had to come up with bail money. :bang:

Lets see some pics of that bad boy.

This is obviously our BS thread now.

With the way my thread went it could have been.. :eyes:

I wish dude.. I just had to come up with bail money. :bang:



With the way my thread went it could have been.. :eyes:

Dude....tell me this story later. Either PM, or next time I am on XBL. I am guessing its cuz of what you told me the other night on Wednesday or Tuesday or whatever?

Dude....tell me this story later. Either PM, or next time I am on XBL. I am guessing its cuz of what you told me the other night on Wednesday or Tuesday or whatever?

Ahh, I will.. Was planning on next time we played.

Don't remember what I told you the other night.. Ended up getting charged with assault. You can only take so much of someone threatening you until you have to deal with it. I told him multiple times he didn't want to fight me, he just didn't listen.

Well from the looks of it you would have lost anyways. Lack of driver mod ftmfl.

You could probably pick up a late 90's Civic for a good price. They are hard to lose control in too so you should be good. :cheers:

Lets see some pics of that bad boy.

This is obviously our BS thread now.

:rotflmao:

Dude....tell me this story later. Either PM, or next time I am on XBL. I am guessing its cuz of what you told me the other night on Wednesday or Tuesday or whatever?

Oh so I'm not good enough to be your friend on XBL? Wow man......just wow. :argh::nono:

I forgot to add you last time we played together...LOL. Send an invite...Eklipse Playa. I'll add you when I get back home on Sunday.

What have you got yours to run in the 1/4? Best I could get was 8.992. Something like 21.389 in the mile.

7.89 1/4
18.433 1 mile and Im not telling u what I used lol!

^ :bs:

Post the timeslip or I'm calling it

Soooo.. Hows the drag racing on FM3? I havnt had the chance to play it yet since the 360's been broken for 3 or 4 months now. And plus I'm staying in my grandma's house :lol: until my mom gets a j.o.b. after retiring from the Army...

(by the way im 15 if yall were wonderin haha)

O and do they have f-bodies on there?
LS1 swaps? Can you swap rears and all that?

Give me all the details!