Inventions

[Big bird55]

i need help i need to make a invention that wont be hard to make everything i try is to hard or complicated and now im stuck i cant come up with any thing
its due tomorrow in school and i have to make a presentation on it and i dont have chit plz help somebody

[Driftunit]

invent a new drink or something like koolaid beer lol

[my bandit]

is there anyone in your lass that knows anything about cars?
if not just take something off of your car and say tha you invented it.

[Wolfsblut]

Get something already existant, and put a digital clock on it

[CrabhartLS1]

I tried to patent putting a glass in a coosie.

[ROCNDAV]

I've been wanting to invent a hood or roof mounted laser ray disintegrator that will make slow drivers in fornt of me disappear

The "green" version magically returns the disintegrated elements back into the earth.

[Tainted]

a bong disguised as a pepsi can...

and if that dont work go toke up in the bathroom n try it again

[ls1290]

How about an off switch for an idiot?

[Z Fury]

He posted this yesterday, so I'm assuming he failed today.

[98BlkFormula]

here you go just do what this guy did

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/T...unny_50310.htm

take a car part and make up stuff lol

call it the lunar wang shaft

[Big bird55]

didnt fail i got another day asked the coach for a lil extension on my time

[ROCNDAV]

Originally Posted by Big bird55

didnt fail i got another day asked the coach for a lil extension on my time

Make up a cover and cover a soda can. Make a new drink like "Instant pass", "instant sucess" or "Instant A". Maybe your teacher will have a sense of humor.

[CrabhartLS1]

Originally Posted by ROCNDAV

Make up a cover and cover a soda can. Make a new drink like "Instant pass", "instant sucess" or "Instant A". Maybe your teacher will have a sense of humor.

call it "fuckin' A"

[ROCNDAV]

Originally Posted by CrabhartLS1

call it "fuckin' A"

But spell it: Phu-Ken-A! Sell it like a bootie sweat commercial.

Make some kind of instant chick magnet drink.

Have some hot chicks in class participate (a head of time) and open it, take a swig and have them all hot & bothered and coming up to you.

If you don't have the hot chicks in class or they aren't willing, make up "Instant A(sshole)". Market it to the shy, quiet guys that need to man up.
One swig and you become an instant ass-hole!

[proporio]

You could try inventing a brain that can come up with its own ideas, that doesn't need other people to do the thinking for it.

[XxGarbSxX]

Invent a toilet seat warmer. Take an electric blanket and wrap it around a toilet seat. Problem solved.

[98BlkFormula]

Originally Posted by XxGarbSxX

Invent a toilet seat warmer. Take an electric blanket and wrap it around a toilet seat. Problem solved.

i honestly been thinking of making something like that. i hate taking a dump in the night during winter

[brad8266]

Originally Posted by XxGarbSxX

Invent a toilet seat warmer. Take an electric blanket and wrap it around a toilet seat. Problem solved.

[5280ARM]

Invent a holdings company in which you can buy gas at the current price to use in the future when the shit gets outrageous again.

How about a rear seat cover where when your fucking kids kick the seat it won't fuck it up That is easy as shit.

How about a bluetooth enabled ball cap

If you can't make it work with one of those I can't help you.

P.S. I better not see any of this shit for sale at a local store....lol

[spaz1]

make a handle that you can attach to your kids when they are learning to walk. Have is strap onto them like a harness, this way you don't have to bend over and break your back... You can call it Handle With Care. If you patten this I want 1/2 your profits.