CAMARO owners only - enter and be witness to the WORLD's GREATEST free mod
05-31-2006, 08:02 PM
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CAMARO owners only - enter and be witness to the WORLD's GREATEST free mod On the first day Todd picked up his 00’ Camaro Z28 convertible, and life was good 
. It was a grand day, cool, about 60 degrees, and there was much joy about the occasion. Through the cold Midwestern winter, Todd worked feverously with the aid of his good friend, Chuck Norris, and
turned the rough edged Camaro into a well trimmed nasty beast
. All was good with the balance, and things were as they should be.
Many months later, on the first 90 degree day - something was amiss
. Although Todd was entertained by the sound and monstrous fury of the thunderous LS1, something most horrible began to stew in the interior of the holy Camaro. And then on the second 90 degree day, it became very clear. A most terrible thing, a fatal yet never before discussed flaw of the sacred Camaro reared its ugly head. Oh yes, it was true, the Camaro interior was a stewpot for the dreaded hot ***** syndrome (HBS) 
.
Feared by all that is not cool across the land, Todd and Chuck Norris set out to conquer the nasty that is HBS. Not accepting defeat, they gathered up their trusty dremel tools and set out for battle
.
Today, I share with you the results of merely 3 minutes of their glorious genius
.
The problem:
Fabricated by evil, the stock Camaro interior is devoid of the sacred ball cooling vent. As you can see, the favored driver’s side vent tilts only just barely horizontal. It is almost blasphemous but even the horrible Mustang provides a world-class nad cooler.
The details:
Using a single roundhouse kick, the driver’s side vent panel may be easily removed, and the vent is easily snapped out of the housing by pushing forward from the back. It is after this you will see the dreaded tab of evil.
The fix:
Here we see that the dreaded tab of evil has been removed by a force of pure goodness, or a dremel tool, as it is known to mere mortals.
The happy ending:
Now we see that upon replacement, the driver’s side vent may now be aimed well down, allowing for proper air routing up the shorts leg of the driver - thus quelling the dreaded hot ball syndrome forever, and restoring balance to the world.
Thanks be to Todd, and Chuck Norris, for this wonderful gift. If you appreciate this gift, let ye post up your thanks.
. It was a grand day, cool, about 60 degrees, and there was much joy about the occasion. Through the cold Midwestern winter, Todd worked feverously with the aid of his good friend, Chuck Norris, and turned the rough edged Camaro into a well trimmed nasty beast
. All was good with the balance, and things were as they should be.Many months later, on the first 90 degree day - something was amiss
. Although Todd was entertained by the sound and monstrous fury of the thunderous LS1, something most horrible began to stew in the interior of the holy Camaro. And then on the second 90 degree day, it became very clear. A most terrible thing, a fatal yet never before discussed flaw of the sacred Camaro reared its ugly head. Oh yes, it was true, the Camaro interior was a stewpot for the dreaded hot ***** syndrome (HBS) .Feared by all that is not cool across the land, Todd and Chuck Norris set out to conquer the nasty that is HBS. Not accepting defeat, they gathered up their trusty dremel tools and set out for battle
.Today, I share with you the results of merely 3 minutes of their glorious genius
.The problem:
Fabricated by evil, the stock Camaro interior is devoid of the sacred ball cooling vent. As you can see, the favored driver’s side vent tilts only just barely horizontal. It is almost blasphemous but even the horrible Mustang provides a world-class nad cooler.
The details:
Using a single roundhouse kick, the driver’s side vent panel may be easily removed, and the vent is easily snapped out of the housing by pushing forward from the back. It is after this you will see the dreaded tab of evil.
The fix:
Here we see that the dreaded tab of evil has been removed by a force of pure goodness, or a dremel tool, as it is known to mere mortals.
The happy ending:
Now we see that upon replacement, the driver’s side vent may now be aimed well down, allowing for proper air routing up the shorts leg of the driver - thus quelling the dreaded hot ball syndrome forever, and restoring balance to the world.
Thanks be to Todd, and Chuck Norris, for this wonderful gift. If you appreciate this gift, let ye post up your thanks.
Last edited by todddchi; 06-01-2006 at 10:16 PM.
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lol thats awesome. just for some future reference gold bond medicated powder (the yellow bottle) helps prevent magnet *****, jungle rot, humoballs, ect. I can go on for days. It also provides a nice cooling feeling. I use that **** for work like crazy, it also made football practice 100 times easier without my gonads sticking to my leg or taint. That is a good mod, but us T/A guys have the fully rotational vents! So HAH lol
