Ok,I know my hummer is slow but this rice car with a big fart can came reving at me on a light. he had the big tach(we all know how that makes you fast)the boost pods and even the fart can. I tach it up and on the green light lift off the break and floor it. It was sad,I pulled him by about four cars. At the next light he rolls down the window and says ''i can't keep up with that v8". I then replied,IT'S ONLY A FIVE CYLINDER. I pulled over and poped the hood to show,five cyl and all stock. I know,it sucked but the car is still up for winter,I had to race something. His girl was in the car with him,that made it better.
O.K. here we go guys!! Now all we have to do is sit back and wait for the Metrics (they don't like when you call them ricers) to show up and start putting there know how into this!! lol I bet the #1 excuse is going to be that the guys spoiler was on backwards and was catching drag from the air slowing him down..
Good kill OP!!!!
__________________ I vote for promising us big boobs and not delivering. Thats wrong in every way, kinda like driving a honda.[/quote]
Ok,I know my hummer is slow but this rice car with a big fart can came reving at me on a light. he had the big tach(we all know how that makes you fast)the boost pods and even the fart can. I tach it up and on the green light lift off the break and floor it. It was sad,I pulled him by about four cars. At the next light he rolls down the window and says ''i can't keep up with that v8". I then replied,IT'S ONLY A FIVE CYLINDER. I pulled over and poped the hood to show,five cyl and all stock. I know,it sucked but the car is still up for winter,I had to race something. His girl was in the car with him,that made it better.
I bet when you were finished with the race you said "shit, that's alot of gas right there!!"
hahaha, he forgot to turn on his boost gages!!!!! I bet that one comes up at least once!
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I don't know rice too well,I think a honda. Big spoiler,fart can sounding like sh*t and the pods,it was a stick. I know i'm slow in the hummer,but he wanted to race. that made it better and when he saw a in line 5,pricless. my truck is a 08 with the more power rating and the 4.56 rear gear.(still slow) I know he had no turbo or i would of been dead. It was just fun at the time. And yes,It was alot of wasted gas. be cool guys.
Do us all a favor next time and run it over instead of racing it
Haha Thats what I was goin to say.
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That is definitely one to remember. He wanted to race a heavy Hummer, and lost to the I5. Priceless. I don't wanna diss guys in Hondas as if none of them are fast, but I've been with my GF's stepdad a few times pullin up on them. Lifted Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins turbo diesel, walkin del sols and civics.
But back to the point, nice kill. Way to show an idiot his place.
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Killed a rice car in my slow hummer. 
for promising us big boobs and not delivering. Thats wrong in every way, kinda like driving a honda.[/quote] 
ohhh here we go . . . 
