You know you drive an F-body when...
#35 The turbo'ed Honda in the other lane is grabbing third gear before you're even done pulling through your tall first gear, and he's still falling behind. #36, when he catches you at the light and gives you the one-finger salute to tell you you're number one! #37 The light turns green, but you sit there smoking the tires, just to watch people's faces. #38 Every turbo diesel pickup thinks you're easy prey, until you leave them crying for their mommies. #39 you're racing a new Cobra, and the cop pulls the Cobra over, letting you go, probably assuming the Cobra was passing you. #40 All females lose any interest in you and call you names the instant the idea of a Camaro enters their heads. (Gimme good old '79, when every female wanted a guy with a Trans Am)
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Haha, oh god that is hilarious, because everyone knows its true.
#35 The turbo'ed Honda in the other lane is grabbing third gear before you're even done pulling through your tall first gear, and he's still falling behind. #36, when he catches you at the light and gives you the one-finger salute to tell you you're number one! #37 The light turns green, but you sit there smoking the tires, just to watch people's faces. #38 Every turbo diesel pickup thinks you're easy prey, until you leave them crying for their mommies. #39 you're racing a new Cobra, and the cop pulls the Cobra over, letting you go, probably assuming the Cobra was passing you. #40 All females lose any interest in you and call you names the instant the idea of a Camaro enters their heads. (Gimme good old '79, when every female wanted a guy with a Trans Am)
I had that happen onc ei was barely doing the speed limit through the city LOL some old women with kids
I am soo guilty, on ramps and underpasses, and i almost always go under the speed limit and I have old people here near me, hell even younger married people too yell stuff like slow down.
#38 You live in an area so saturated with rice burners you get a thumbs up from the cops because you have a "Real" car.
Parking garage one yup I play the who has a car alarm game everytime, and I watch cause the parking garage I am in most of the time is a mall in a town with a lot of asians (Arcadia, CA.) and I have seen some asian guys but mostly asian girls jump when I have started my car up, really cracks me up.
Never had to push my car but then again I am in my mid 20's and was not a fortunate kid to have parents who could buy me a camaro when i was young enough to have to "sneak" out.
#38 You live in an area so saturated with rice burners you get a thumbs up from the cops because you have a "Real" car.
Parking garage one yup I play the who has a car alarm game everytime, and I watch cause the parking garage I am in most of the time is a mall in a town with a lot of asians (Arcadia, CA.) and I have seen some asian guys but mostly asian girls jump when I have started my car up, really cracks me up.
Never had to push my car but then again I am in my mid 20's and was not a fortunate kid to have parents who could buy me a camaro when i was young enough to have to "sneak" out.
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sometimes when i clear it and it comes back on, i don't even bother checking it if the car feels like it's doing fine... 
I get that a lot too. Its usually parents that are afraid my camaro is going to eat their children.
